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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Natural Childbirth :: JOKE

Natural Childbirth

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?"

"Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us."

"Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?"

"Oh, the stork brought us too." "Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" the boy persisted.

"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the mother, by now starting to squirm a little.

Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence:

"This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Dont Feel!!!!

If u don't mind If u don't feel bad

If don't hesitate

Please......

give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss......

kissan jam bottle just RS.22.50 only. soon......

Love More!!!

I I l

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you...

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.

Well Defined...

Think well,

Plan well,

Do well,

Sleep well,

Play well,

Laugh well and

Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!

Rings means...

Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean..

 

 

BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!

Marry a Girl

Don't marry a bsnl

Girl She will have connections with all iN india

Don't marry an idea girl She will change

Your life

Don t marry an airtel girl she will do magic on you

Marry a vodafone girl she follows you where you go

What is KISS

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People

Kiss is not like Nike… Just Do It.

Kiss is not like Pepsi… Yeh Dil Maange More

But Kiss is like Pan Parag… Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

A Bank Robbery

After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing?

Clerk : Yes I saw u.

Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u?

Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u!

To All Bachelors...

TO ALL BACHELORS

Dont Marry AIRTEL girl,

she will do magic on u.

Dont Marry BSNL girl,

she has connections with all indians.

Dont Marry IDEA girl,

she touches u tomorrow, not today.

Dont Marry RELIANCE girl,

she takes u in her mutthi mein.

Marry only HUTCH girl,

she follows u where ever u go.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Kaash main...

Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti

Husband: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti

need friend...

If you need frnd call me.

If you need a help approach me.

If you money......

"SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED".

Friday, August 14, 2009

Women live a better

Women live a better,longer

and peaceful life!

why?

very simple.....

They not have wifes...!!!

18 a lady is like a football

AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other...

two pair of lips?

Why does a woman have two pair of lips?................... One is for fighting and one is to make up.....

Can we do romance

Can we do romance in the midnight today?

I’m in a good mood:)

Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!

Reply me soon,

yours Loving Mosquito.

A beautiful girl

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin

and

say

that i will do anything to pass in the exams

and professor says

NOW OPEN YOUR

.

.

.

.

.

.

Books And Study

BLOOD TEST

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH

after BLOOD TEST.

THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .

NURSE:y r u DANCING.

SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

Husband & wife

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is liver & wife is kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails.

If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Ticket please

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!

Saint: I don't have.

TT: Where do you want to go?

Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!

TT: Come, lets go!

Saint: Where?

TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

Commerce professor asks the student

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

 

Student: "Father in law".

U r very special to me

U r very special to me.
I don't want to lose a friend like u.
I Always pray that u should b safe.

So plz






B careful whenever u jump from
Tree To Tree