Talking On Cell

Sardar talking on cell. 

2ND Sardar: kis se baat kar rahay ho. 

1ST: Biwi se.....

2ND: Itne... pyaar se....? 

1ST: Tumhari hai.

Success!!!?

Life is a collection of changes. So don't avoid changes. Take every changes as a challenge. Some give success and some act as the stepping stone to success.

If victory is certain...

If victory is certain then even a coward can fight, But the real brave is the one who still dares to fight when his defeat is certain. Gud Day!

washbasin

Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"

which leads you to Success!

Mistakes are embarrasing when they happen but years later, you have a collection of mistakes, called Experience, which leads you to Success!

To be HAPPY...

To be happy, don't do what ever you like, but like whatever you do. Happiness comes not from having much to live on, but having much to live for.

adjusted mirror

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, " You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

EVERY YEAR

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

I have in window in my pc

Sardar 2 Salesman, I want pink curtains 4 my computer
Salesman: BUT COMPUTERS DONT NEED CURTAINS!
Sardar: Oye I have Windows installed.

colestrol free.........

once a sardar bought a banaspatee teen and say to the shopkeeper where is my gift ?shopkeeper said why? sardar said there is written colestrol free.........

thankless position

That is the thankless position of the father in the family - the provider for all, and the enemy of all.

Success is like a train

Success is like a train. It has several compartments: Hardwork, Focus, Luck, etc. but leading all those is the engine of confidence. So keep it fit.

Never search your happiness in others

Never search your happiness in others, which will make you to feel alone. Search it in urself. You'll feel happy even when you are left alone.

Fine Friends...

Fine friends open my eyes, smart friends open my mind, but only sweet friend like you open my heart.

What is F'Ship

Friendship is all about three things -winning, losing n sharing. Winning your friends heart, losing your self ego, and sharing joys n sorrows

cares 4 u...

Keeping someone in our heart is very easy, but 2 b in someone's heart is very difficult. So, realise the heart which cares 4 u.

Silent lips

Silent lips may avoid many problems and Smiling lips will solve many problems. So, always have a cute little smile on your face. Gud day!

big liar

Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You're lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.

opposite attracts

Well, they do say opposite attracts. So, I sincerely hope you to meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent and cultured.

So, njoy every day

Never blame any day in ur life. Gud days gives u happiness, bad days gives u experience, worst days gives u a lesson. All r essential for life. So, njoy every day.

Sardar raised

Sardar raised his bat on scoring 35 runs

Sachin asks him"It's not a 50 or 100".

Srdr says"ONLY a graduate can understand the importance of scoring 35.