Great door signs:

Great door signs:

Gynecologist: Dr Jones at your cervix.

Septic tank truck: Yesterday's meals on wheels. 

Plumber's office: Wwe repair what ur husband fixed.

Tire shop: Invite us to ur next blowout.

Electrical shop: Let us remove ur shorts.

Maternity room: Push, Push, Push.

Tumne mujh mein aisa k...

Girl: Tumne mujh mein aisa kya dekha jo tumhe mujhse pyar ho gaya?

Boy: Darling! Abhi kuchh dekha kahan hai? Dekne ke liye hi toh pyar kiya hai!

pregnant!???

Tension is when wife is pregnant!

Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant! 

Horror: When both r pregnant! 

Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both!

diploma in interior designing

Santa: Madam this panty & this bra will look nice on U.

Lady: How can U be so sure?

Santa: I'have done diploma in interior designing.

Kya tum VIRGIN ho?

Banta ne Suhag raat ko biwi se pucha: Kya tum VIRGIN ho?

Biwi: Ji, magar PEECHE se! Aur Tum?

Banta: Main bhi, magar aage se.

unusual haoens at home.

Santa on long tour asks Banta 2 inform if anything unusual haoens at home.

Banta SMSs after a month: Man who comes 2 Screw Ur Wife daily, didnt come today.

A Moisturiser.

A woman who arouses a man and leaves is called a Cockteaser. What is a man who does the same called?

A Moisturiser.

VAJAI NA !

Bunny seriously objected to the nomenclature of VAGINA.

His objection: Iko cheez ta vajaan wali hai, teh ohnu kehande ne VAJAI NA !

eographical definition of sex?

What's the geographical definition of sex?

It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!

A loving husband tattooed...

A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick n showed it to his wife. 

She replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!"

Beta, itna jawan to aaj...

Pappu: Dad, main itna jawan kab banunga k main mummy ko bina bataye ghar se bahar ja sakoon.

Santa: Beta, itna jawan to aaj tak main bhi nahi hua...

chapal te la do...!

Amli: Doctar ji tuhanu tankay lagonay aunde hun?

Dr: Haan ji, daso kithay lagonay ne?

Amli: Aa lo ji chapal te la do...!

kar k faansi de do..!

Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?

Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!

Ajj madam ne 1 swaal...

Pappu: Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si.

Santa: Mera biba beta, ki swaal si?

Pappu: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai?

Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.

Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !

how do u do?

An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

urine sample

Dr: Yeh urine sample nahi, Apple juice hai!

Santa's wife: Ek phone kar loon? !

Dr: Why? !

Wife: Santaji ko batana hai k urine bottle unke tiffin me chali gayi.

Are tension mat le

Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.

Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...

37 Mating Positions

What a rip-off! Santa picked up a book called 37 Mating Positions. He goes home, opens it... and it turns out to be a book on chess!

Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.

Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo. Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.

Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

Mummy: Beta kyun...

Mummy: Beta kyun ro rahe ho?

Beta: Papa ne mujhe kissi nahi di.

Mummy: Beta, aap ne papa ko tables nahi sunaye honge.

Beta: Kaam wali ko kaun se tables aate hein.

Sir, my wife is missing...

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Postman: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi.

Man: Kya karu? Kahan jau? Khushi k maare kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha.

An Hour's Pleasure...

Father in Church: An hour's pleasure is not worth a lifetime of disgrace. Any questions?

Someone yelled: Tell me how do you make it last an hour ?

Viginia > Virgin??

We had a girl to stay; her name was Viginia. We called her Virgin for short, but not for long.

Breast Awareness!!!

This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan: We stare because we care!

"69" ???

70 ways to make a woman happy: No. 1 is shopping & the rest is '69'.

women happy!

Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!

"Have a beautiful and smart week."

I Wish 4 " U "
Great start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday
No worry 4 Thursday 
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
& Great fun 4 Sunday
"Have a beautiful and smart week." 

PEACE!!!

A sincere devotee asked God: I want peace. God replied: Remove I that's ego, remove WANT that's desire, then PEACE is automatically attained.

i miss u always

u must be a gr8 runner bcoz u run in my mind always.


u must be a gr8 theif coz u have stolen my heart.


and i must be a bad shooter coz i miss u always.............

No rehearsal in life

No rehearsal in life, each day is a new show, no repeat, no rewind, so give your best shot in all your worthy acts, as the show goes on and on...

| LiFe FuNdA |

| LiFe FuNdA |

Love...... what you've got,
Remember....... what you had,
Learn from..... your mistakes,
But
Never regret,
People change,
Things go wrong,
But
Remember Life Goes On.../